| Name: |
Martin Baird |
| Nickname: |
Bairdy |
| Birthdate: |
03/03/1991 |
| Birthplace: |
Milton Keynes |
| Occupation: |
Student |
| Workplace: |
Prefer no to say |
| Partner: |
Like I am going to tell you bunch of perves! |
| Car: |
Audi A7 |
| Previous Teams: |
None |
| Years at Quilligans FC: |
1 |
| Who will win Player of the Year: |
Daz Sped |
| Best Ground Played at: |
Mechanics |
| Best Stadium Visited: |
Mechanics |
| Favourite Player: |
Will Watt (his first touch cracks me up every time) |
| Best Player Played with: |
Faber |
| Most Difficult Opponent |
Not played any |
| Worst Thing in Football: |
Listening to Sped |
| Favourite Food: |
Bangers n Mash |
| Favourite Drink: |
Kopperber mixed fruits |
| Favourite TV Programme: |
Match of the Day |
| Favourite other Sport: |
None |
| Favourite Holiday Destination: |
As far away from Sped's mobile as possible |
| Favourite Newspaper: |
Will Watts weird world |
| Ideal Date: |
Douthy's mum |
| Who would you most like to have a pint with: |
Will Watt |
| Local Pub: |
Dunes |
| Hobbies outside of Football: |
Listening to Frendy's weird sounds, laughing at the size of Daz Sped's peanut, trying to get Bracey to wash his hair |